The Bald Company teaches you how to transform from bald loser to bald winner over 8 easy to read chapters.
In this exclusive series, we walk you through a step by step process to overcoming your hair loss fears.
If you’ve made it to this point, you’ve probably been through the mental wringer for a while. So, sit back, relax and take in an overview of what we’re all about, what we’re going to walk through together and why going bald sucks, but being bald is awesome. You don’t need to take notes, there’s no exam at the end. Just a better, more fulfilling life.
In this chapter we send you on your first step of your journey to a better, bald life. But not before undoing the decades of societal conditioning that made you fear losing your hair in the first place. Think of it like that scene from Good Will Hunting where Robin Williams tells Matt Damon it’s not his fault until he cries. Except we probably won’t make you cry. Even though it’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s no..ok, there there…
If you’ve never had a mantra, you’re missing out. Mantra’s are like having a personal cheerleader follow you around all day, giving you a bit of a lift when you’re feeling down. In this chapter, we look at different types of mantras and arm you with the knowledge to make your own. Don’t laugh, they actually work.
Ah denial. That comfortable box we lock ourselves in while covering our ears and making annoyingly loud noises until the haters (aka the outside world) leave us alone. In this chapter, we explain what ‘baldness denial’ is, what it costs you, and ever so subtly try to steer you away from the darkness and into the light.
If you can see it, you can be it. The world isn’t in short supply of amazing, successful, confident, charismatic bald men, so we’re going to introduce you to a few that we know, admire and, fine I’ll say it, love. They’ve all had the ‘oh s#!t’ moment, they’ve all faced the fear, flirted with denial and come out the other side. Learn from their experience and let their insights inspire you.
Number three will shock you! Just kidding, none of these should shock you. They’re common sense. But like most pieces of great advice that make you say ‘well, duh’, it only seems obvious once you’ve heard it. So, strap in while we go through four things that will make your transition from balding loser to bald winner as smooth as, well, you know what.
On one hand, going bald is a deeply personal issue. On the other hand, it’s totally not. It also affects your friends, colleagues and family – especially if you decide to delay the inevitable and sulk in denial for a while. This chapter explains the effect your bald journey can have on interpersonal relationships and your professional life and offers some tips on how to navigate the way.
Think you’re ready to accept your fate? That’s fantastic. Still there might be something you’ve overlooked or never even thought of that could help your transition go super smooth. Watch as we show you what premium preparation looks like. Spoiler alert, it’s not just about the clippers.
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